EmmaGoodEgg

If You Could Vote

poll by twiigs.com

It should be Adam, but I'm kinda partial to Kris. Oh, and Danny messed up the lyrics for Billie Jean.

I Heart Tina Fey

The indomitable and very very funny Tina Fey reprises her role as Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live, with the equally talented Amy Poehler as Katie Couric interviewing her.

Ps/ Tina Fey for Veep!

Saturday Night Live: Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton Parody

I'm not one for confrontations so I'll steer clear away from the treacherous waters of commenting whether Saran Palin Governor of Alaska deserves her Republican VP nomination.

I will however post Tina Fey and Amy Poehler as Sarah Palin & Hillary Rodham Clinton in a non-partisan message about gender issues surrounding the American Presidential Campaign. Their skit on Saturday Night Live is fabulous.

Ps/ Tina Fey for Veep!

Oh What A Night!

Whilst I mull over a response to RI's comment on this post...

I used to be a fan of The WB. I know, I am frivilous.

From Heroes To Zeroes

Dear E! Thank you for the heads-up on Zeroes. You have enriched my life so...xx

The Amazing Race 10

Bobby and I are watching The Amazing Race again. Last season we couldn't get into it because of the fake hippies. The fake hippies who WON. Pfftt. But this season our interest was piqued because of the eclectic line-up designed to bring us hours of fun by the Powers-That-Be of The Amazing Race:

1. Coal Miner Duo aka David & Mary

David is a coal miner and Mary is his wife. They are both from Kentucky, and perhaps labeled as hicks but I find them honest and kind and they get my vote.

2. Weepers aka Duke & Lauren

Duke is Lauren's father and Lauren is gay. Duke cries about this, and Lauren cried at the pit stop. I foresee tears at the drop of a hat until elimination when it will be Niagara Falls.

3. Beauty Queens aka Dustin & Kandice

Dustin is Miss California 2005 and Kandice is Miss New York 2005. Blond and tanned, they are considered good TV, jiggling about in their white tank tops.

4. 'Winchos aka Erwin & Godwin

American Korean Cho brothers have massive biceps, booksmarts and a perky bouncy cheery demeanor that makes me suspicious and irritable.

5. Cheerleaders aka Kellie & Jamie

Gimme a K. Gimme a J. Gimme two blondies just bursting with fruit flavors. I can't wait for them to tear at each other's throats.

6. Single Moms aka Lyn & Karlyn

Terribly out-of-shape but they have undergone childbirth so its okay.

7. One-Legged Gal & The Mechanic aka Peter & Sarah

Sarah and Peter are triatheletes. Sarah is also an amputee with a mechanical leg and Peter is conveniently her lover and mechanic. Despite being handicapped, Sarah looks as if she can outdo most of the other two-legged contestants, including Peter's wimpy ass.

8. Dating Couple aka Rob & Kimberley

Obligatory dating couple that'll make good TV by having their relationship unravel before our very eyes.

9. Campy Couple aka Tom & Terry

Obligatory gay couple that'll make good TV by being tres campy.

10. Eye-Candies aka Tyler & James

Obligatory pretty boys that are no longer obligatory if you ask me. Boring. Boring.

11. Young Bollywood aka Vipul & Arti

Vipul is the husband and Arti is his wife. Both Indian Americans, and as a couple, they are sickeningly sweet. What a pity they were eliminated. They would have made good TV simply by acting sappy enough to make me throw about some cushions.

12. Malcolm Xs aka Bilal & Sa'eed

Male and devout American Muslims, bearded and both looking like the terrorist mug shots on The FBIs Most Wanted List. Bilal & Sa'eed were eliminated within the first half an hour of the first episode of The Amazing Race 10. Damn it. But perhaps this is a good call because can you just imagine The Malcolm Xs racing through customs?? I can't.

I thought the scene where Bilal bellowed 'Sa'eeeed!!' while grabbing his knapsack and running in a way that made us involuntarily think of Bombs! and Incoming! was hilarious. But there was also a scene where Bilal and Sa'eed were praying in the middle of the waiting room at the Airport. Unfortunately during these times, an act of prayer can be thought of as scary.

With Bilal and Sa'eed perhaps the Amazing Race would be a bit too realistic to be funny. Still, it's a shame that the producers didn't give the boys a chance to make good TV. I think seeing the Muslim Best Friends on an amazing race around the world could bring us some cheer.

And I am sure there is a conspiracy that the Malcolm Xs are actually The Brittenum Twins aka Derrel & Terrel, The Identity Fraudsters From American Idol 6!.

CSI Las Vegas Finale

Quentin Quentin Quentin. 

It started rather well didn't it?  You made characters like Dr Al, Hodges and Ecklie refreshingly different.  George Eads acted his pants off.  And that genuine surprise that came outta no where?  Slick Quentin slick.

Then came the ending that sucked, and you totally robbed George out of an Emmy nod, foo!  Anyhoot.  I gotta go take care the husband.

xx

p.s. Check out an alternate CSI universe from Television Without Pity.  Damn funny.

Invasion Iowa?

I don't know about this show...

Captain T (for Tiberius, hawhaw) Kirk, what the hell happened to you?  You had Uhuru for a mate for fuck's sake.  Okay when Google-d you actually have a DISCOGRAPHY.... but Invasion Iowa?  You needn't stoop so low Captain.  You had Star Trek!  That's more than the average Joe-Celebrity would have in a lifetime.  Oh you big bully.  Shame on you.  Apologise to the good people of Iowa.

Finally, greed makes you look like this folks:

Beam me out of this madness Scotty.  *zzzzzmmppphng.

Emma (such a sensitive soul).  Disappears.

xx