EmmaGoodEgg

Medical Mayhem

Today I learnt at the Clinic that:

1.  Even if you've made an appointment to see the doctor at a specific time, you will NOT see the doctor at your slotted time.

2.  You could be waiting patiently for your turn and the receptionist will fuck-up and send someone else in when you have been sitting on your ass for 45 minutes.

3.  Even if you glower at the receptionist from where you are sitting on the bench, the receptionist can hide behind the high reception table and behind all those medicines.  What CAN you do anyway, make a scene and spray her with an inhaler??

4.  Doctors will charge you by your occupation.  The next time I register at a clinic, I will make sure I put down, Occupation: Somnambulist.

5.  My doctor looks like a Hindi movie star.

Bendy Wendy

Today I have come to realise that:

• I am a natural fretter (Babs words).  I fret.  Constantly.  About everything.  About nothing.  Even subconsciously.  My mind does not stop.  I think I may have to go the Xanax/Prozac way :)
• I should listen to the husband when he says yoga is good.  Because it is and it helps with stress and IBS and all the websites say so.
• I tend to believe websites more than I do doctors or the husband.
• I can be an idiot (see above).
• Driving soothes me.
• I should just learn how to fucking relax. 

Life Is EZ With Directions

Today I found that:

• I don't drink as much water as I should, and now that I do, I pee more too.
• I can't wait for this movie to be in our cinemas.  It looks dark and wickedly and sad and fantastical.  The director of Pan's Labyrinth, Guillermo del Toro, also directed Hellboy.  My favourite movie critic JoBlo gave it a 9/10!  You can watch the trailer here.
• My laptop wires are nearing the end of its life.  I should really go to Beseller tomorrow to see if they can have it fixed, or else, I'll be running on batteries and they only last so long!
• I can be a jealous bitch.  Clomid rocks.

Moving along.

Another work of art from the Gallery rocks.  Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt looking absurdly Holy, yet fabulous.

 

I can't begin to imagine the creativity within Andy Goldsworthy who designed this artwork at the Storm King Art Center, an hours' drive away from New York.  Breathtaking.  Like a snake slithering into a river.  Thank you Tien Mao for your digital sight.