EmmaGoodEgg

I Heart Karaoke-ing

And so does Maurina's neighbours, and I suspect almost everybody in Brunei, whether they admit to it or not.

Well Karaoke Lovers, we are not alone. Victoria Beckam aka Posh Spice hams it up too. To a Spice Girls song no less! You can find her warbling Wannabe with her mates at the Beckhams style-mylo website dvbstyle.com under vbtv - VB Day 3 Part 1 Japan.

[Screenshot from dvbstyle.com]

God, how I love frivolity.

ps/ Thank you JazzyB for the heads up :)

I Woke Up To This.

She was a mad fire that burnt strangely bright, but nobody could call Anna Nicole Smith boring. A former Playboy Playmate of 1993, she was a widow to an 89 year old billionaire who died just a year after they wed and she received US$474 million from his estate after fighting tooth and nail with his stepson for it. Last September her 20 year old son Daniel died of a lethal mix of methadone and anti-depressants in her hospital room where just a few days earlier she gave birth to a baby girl, Danielynn. The baby sparked a paternity fight between her current partner who is also her lawyer, and a former beau.

A few hours ago, CNN reported that 39 year old Anna Nicole Smith was found dead in a south Florida hotel room.

She's been looking strange lately, with her fluctuating weight and oft-drugged up appearances, but I'd like to remember her in the 90s Guess ads, where she definitely looked her best.

Rest in peace, Anna.

Rest In Peace Father Brown

James Brown died earlier today on Christmas Day at a hospital in Atlanta. He was 73. The Telegraph reported that he was brought to a hospital because of pneumonia and his cause of death has not been confirmed. He was often recognised as the Godfather of Soul, and had an influence on other genres like rap, disco and RnB. The man had a troubled personal life, at times behaving rather badly (a notable example was when he engaged in a car chase with the police) but he was very much the swell entertainer with his indomitable style and colourful outfits together with his famous 'shifty feet' vigorous dance moves. Along with his super funky music and his blackest black bouffant hairdo, I will fondly remember him for that raspy expletive Woooow! in one of his signature songs, I feel Good.

Doesn't he make you want to sing along?

For Wen And Mel Who Makes Working Where I Do, Swell.

I love fanfiction.net, a site where fans of TV shows, (and movies, books, game, anime/manga, cartoon) write their own versions scripted to their liking. Prison Break has some pretty good alternative scripts. A girl I know called Wen has one.

* Set after Wentworth Miller finished filming an episode of Prison Break. Wentworth heads over to a Bakery to stock up on his favourite junk food, Peanut Butter Cupcakes. Wen was also strolling the aisle looking for the same:

Wen: I hope the Peanut Butter ones are not all gone. OhMyGod, but is that another type of cupcake I see?? (spotting Wentworth taking the last packet of Peanut Butter Cupcakes)

Wentworth: Yahoo! I got me some PB Cupcakes! (sings, acapella)

Wen: ExSqueeze me, are you Wentworth Miller? (batting eyelids in frenzy)

Wentworth: Yes I am (and smiles THAT smile)

Wen: I think I feel faint. Waitaminute, do YOU like Peanut Butter Cupcakes?

Wentworth: Yes I do (and smiles THAT smile)

Wen: So do I! And your name is Went, and so is mine! Kinda. So we're M.F.E.O!!

Wentworth: M.F.E.O? (and smiles THAT smile)

Wen: Made For Each Other!

Wentworth skedaddles.

Wen: He'll be back.

I also love that there are people in the world who obsess over Wentworth Miller so much that they make they own music videos and stream it on YouTube for you:

For those who can't watch YouTube (you know who you are), there are pictures like this one:

More HERE.

I know girls, I know. I can do fluff and it's looking to be a good Monday. Sorry boys, go surf Pam.

Fed-Exed

Thanks to mythirdeye and her post on that classy guy we all know as K-Fed, I had an epiphany.

Britney Spears is white trash and she's proven to be time and time again so we pretty much know this for a fact. But what woman hasn't let her guard down (general slouchiness, munching open-mouthed, bad hair and no make-up) in front of her partner? And there's a video of it? It's not attractive, no, but it sure as hell's been done.

There's apparently no end to K-Fed's classiness. After being served divorce papers by Britney Spears, Kevin Federline is threatening to release a 4-hour long video of the now ex-couple frolicking in bed unless Britney pays him a ridiculous amount of money. And yes, there's a book in the pipeline too.

Britney, I know it doesn't look good. Especially since you've been out and about showing off your bits to all and sundry which has led to an effective shattering of your wholesome image.

But now hear this. This is the time to go the Porn cum (sorry) Pop star route and release the video yourself. It is the digital age woman; you can enhance your bits and make his worse. It'll get his goat, I swear.

Go on Britney Spears. I dare you.

ps/ Please wear a minimiser. Those breasts are pendulous. And pendulous is not good.

Jolie-Pitt Family Unit

Brangelina and their eclectic brood on a grass patch somewhere. Lil' Shiloh is a baby-version of daddy Brad, Maddox looks punk rock and Zahara looks well fed.

Screenshot from CityRag

It's Monday. I'm Calling In The Big Guns.

14's cleverly sarky funny drawings @ Gallery of the Absurd is a good start to the day I say.

I love this depiction of TomKat's wedding.

But in THIS post, whose punchline is another picture of Tom Cruise, 14's talent knows no boundaries.

Hilarious, and as good as coffee.

An Open Letter To Double-Oh-Girlfriend

Double-oh-Yummy and Vesper Lynd

Dear Ms Satsuma Satsuki Mitchell,

That is an ugly dress, and don't be a selfish wench.

Sincerely yours,

Double-OH-Biatch

...Good God. I don't know what's come over me. Nevertheless, enjoy and have a good morning everyone.

Love, Emma xx

M.D. Howser Comes Out.

Dougie Howser, M.D. says you can be gay and not be as camp as Christmas.

Thinking back perhaps Dougie did look a bit gay in that tiny white doctor coat he wears in his 80s TV show. If you remember, he was a child doctor, cute as a button with a big head.

But I thought the man who played the good doctor, Neil Patrick Harris, now all grown up, was funny and smoldered a fair bit in one of the great movies of our time, Harold & Kumar Goes To Whitecastle. And then I came across a picture of him walking the dog and buying groceries with his not too shabby looking actor boyfriend David Burtka, and I'm thinking, bloody hell these days you can never tell.

Thank you City Rag for the heads up on Neil.

Oh James Why The Long Face?

James Blunt does not bring a smile to my face. In fact, I grimace whenever I hear his drippingly wet love ballads. But I find this so very very funny.

If you can't watch YouTube, you may listen to the mp3.

Download song-cubicle.mp3

If you can't do that either, just read the revised lyrics I got from here and sing your heart out to the tune of You're Beautiful by Mr. Blunt:

My job is stupid my day’s a bore,
Inside this office from eight to four.
Nothin’ ever happens my life is pretty bland,
Pretending that I’m working, pray I don’t get canned.

My Cubicle, My Cubicle!
It’s one of sixty-two.
It’s my small space in a crowded place.
Just a six-by-six foot booth.
And I hate it that’s the truth.

When I give a sigh as the boss walks by,
no one ever talks to me or looks me in the eye.
And I really should work but instead I just sit here and surf the Internet.

In My Cubicle, My Cubicle!
It doesn’t have a view.
It’s my small space in a crowded place I sit in solitude.
And sometimes I sit here nude.

For all of you who sit in cubicles, may the laughs you bring forth bring you much needed cheer. And for those of you who want to revamp your cubicles, strange tips from CNN below.

- Coordinate you computer wall paper to the wall paper that you will place around your space.
- You can bring your toddler's alphabet foam carpet to the office and make a little path of ABCs leading to your desk.
- Decorate your desk with a skirting.

Is the CNN serious? Perhaps we should turn to some cheesy feng shui.

Here's to a GOOD day.