Fed-Exed

Thanks to mythirdeye and her post on that classy guy we all know as K-Fed, I had an epiphany.

Britney Spears is white trash and she's proven to be time and time again so we pretty much know this for a fact. But what woman hasn't let her guard down (general slouchiness, munching open-mouthed, bad hair and no make-up) in front of her partner? And there's a video of it? It's not attractive, no, but it sure as hell's been done.

There's apparently no end to K-Fed's classiness. After being served divorce papers by Britney Spears, Kevin Federline is threatening to release a 4-hour long video of the now ex-couple frolicking in bed unless Britney pays him a ridiculous amount of money. And yes, there's a book in the pipeline too.

Britney, I know it doesn't look good. Especially since you've been out and about showing off your bits to all and sundry which has led to an effective shattering of your wholesome image.

But now hear this. This is the time to go the Porn cum (sorry) Pop star route and release the video yourself. It is the digital age woman; you can enhance your bits and make his worse. It'll get his goat, I swear.

Go on Britney Spears. I dare you.

ps/ Please wear a minimiser. Those breasts are pendulous. And pendulous is not good.

Comments

[Bulimic]

Oh please dont click on the movie bit, it'll download a virus to your PC! You have been warned! And seriously, just to see Britney's bits ain't worth getting your PC infected hehehe...

[Bulimic]

or even worse...

http://www.britneycrotch.org/

Warning: NSFW (Not Safe For Work)

[Zippy]

Speaking of boobs, check out THIS monstrousity:
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/12/13/beyonce-boob-deflate-01-thumb.jpg

Do real/fake/ohidon'tknowman boobs do that?

[Anonymous]

Only if you're that curious...

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/britney_spears_shows_her_crotc.html