Oh James Why The Long Face?

James Blunt does not bring a smile to my face. In fact, I grimace whenever I hear his drippingly wet love ballads. But I find this so very very funny.

If you can't watch YouTube, you may listen to the mp3.

Download song-cubicle.mp3

If you can't do that either, just read the revised lyrics I got from here and sing your heart out to the tune of You're Beautiful by Mr. Blunt:

My job is stupid my day’s a bore,
Inside this office from eight to four.
Nothin’ ever happens my life is pretty bland,
Pretending that I’m working, pray I don’t get canned.

My Cubicle, My Cubicle!
It’s one of sixty-two.
It’s my small space in a crowded place.
Just a six-by-six foot booth.
And I hate it that’s the truth.

When I give a sigh as the boss walks by,
no one ever talks to me or looks me in the eye.
And I really should work but instead I just sit here and surf the Internet.

In My Cubicle, My Cubicle!
It doesn’t have a view.
It’s my small space in a crowded place I sit in solitude.
And sometimes I sit here nude.

For all of you who sit in cubicles, may the laughs you bring forth bring you much needed cheer. And for those of you who want to revamp your cubicles, strange tips from CNN below.

- Coordinate you computer wall paper to the wall paper that you will place around your space.
- You can bring your toddler's alphabet foam carpet to the office and make a little path of ABCs leading to your desk.
- Decorate your desk with a skirting.

Is the CNN serious? Perhaps we should turn to some cheesy feng shui.

Here's to a GOOD day.

Comments

[EmmaGoodEgg]

Hey kiddo, I like the sardine tip very much! I wonder if I can try it in the office..hmmm xx

[Widarchitect]

HAhHAHAHa!! DId you know that that James Blunt song was voted one of/the most annoying thing about England? The details I can't remember.
The tips from CNN bring up instant images of Legally Blonde 2 where she's got skirting around her desk. Here's a couple of my own:
- Have as many cat/dog/mouse figurines next to your computer so that the poor sod who takes over your space after you get the sack for having so many bloody cat/dog/mouse figurines has to chuck it all away.
- Cellotape a sardine to the underside of your neighbours desk and watch them try and discreetly sniff themselves to see if its them. xxw