The Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with definitions provided by the people who actually use the colloquial language. I have been wondering what it says about the term 'Man Ho', a term I have bestowed on a friend recently, so I thought I would go check it out. There seem to be a lot of confusion in the words itself. Bobby mistakenly referred to our dear friend as Man Whore, and upon hearing this, our friend was perturbed. Quite rightly so because its Man HO, and not Man WHORE, especially when the husband's description of Man Whore is a young man hanging about King's Cross waiting for fat middle-aged men.
So yes, two different things entirely, if you ask me.
The Urban Dictionary defines Man Ho as:
1. A man who lays women like bricks.
2. Justin Timberlake.
3. What a jealous, jaded gay man wails indignantly at his partner when he discovers he's been getting some backdoor lovin' on the side.
Not quite the answers I was looking for. So these are mine:
A Man Ho
1. Is usually fun, funny, charming and has lovely manners.
2. Will move in for the kill, but this is not his ultimate objective. We hope.
3. Is often too busy to settle down, hence, all the man ho-ing.
4. Loves all women but will try their best to only sleep with babes.
5. Is charming even when he is breaking your heart.
A Ho, is all of the above, minus the penis.
Bobby also says that Man Ho reminds him of the movie Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo. Perhaps Deuce is right, Man Hos are Casanovas, Playas, Buayas, depending on your neck of the woods, just waiting to find the right woman.
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