Still. I have a lot to be thankful for. Like:
1. My ability to imagine nasty people nastily naked.
2. A fast car.
3a. Being able to circumvent the PGGMB Car Park, unlike some, whom, if you happen to be unlucky enough to be behind them, would take fucking ages to exit.
3b. If not for the abovementioned circumventing skill, I would have scratched the car more than once (sorry love).
4. Home being only 5 minutes away.
5. The calming voice of Ms. Jones. Without her, home will only be 3 minutes away.
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