The Macca Wars

My Beatles version of the war brewing between Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills, sung to the tune of Let It Be:

"When I find myself in times of trouble the midst of what is looking like the baddest divorce in British history, Mother Mary Fiona Shackleton comes to me,

Speaking words of wisdom legal jargon she says, Let it be "Heather's not going to get all of your 845 million."

And in my hour of darkness she Heather is standing one-legged right in front of me,

Speaking words of wisdom anger, let it be "Let me in!  Let me in, let me in, let me in, oh let me in!"  Speaking words of wisdom anger, "Let me in!"

And when the broken hearted people like me living in the world agree, there will be an answer a separation like none you have ever seen,

For though they we may be parted, there is still a chance that they will see her porn movies, there will be a parting like none you have ever seen,

And when the night is cloudy, there is still a light that shines on me the gate, shine until tomorrow, let it be the gate whose locks have been changed so Heather can't come in,

But then I wake up to the sound of music, Mother Mary John comes to me, speaking words of wisdom:

"So she made you dye your hair and dress you like a tweeny but you're PAUL McCARTNEY so let it be."

Comments

[Sas]

YOU ARE MY opps caps.. let me start again
you are my bruneian version of popsugar.com lol. saves me money from buying all that trashy gossip magazines everyweek!! and Heather Mills is the best PENGIKIS in the PENGIKIS planet.How do these women do it? "Sir" in Paul Mcartney atu kira DATUK jua tu kan? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhu!! <3