I haven't posted for 2 days and Nicole Kidman went off and got married to Keith Urban in Sydney on Sunday the 25th of June.
Awww...
Congratulations Nicole, I do hope that you have found true love and everlasting happiness with Mr. Urban. And good on you for being a smart cookie and have a prenup with an escape clause. Tom Cruise is a quack, you should thank your lucky stars that your 10-year contract with him expired when it did...
A few days ago, my fellow BGesper Diva D alerted me to the recent shenanigans of Malaysia's favourite singing superstar Siti Nurhaliza. Now, I have always thought that underneath that lily-white exterior lies a heart made up of pure unadulterated evil and that she shoots up between her toes and make sacrifices during the full moon. I could be wrong.
However, Malaysia's darling of the music industry has now gone and found herself the sleaziest man in Malaysia. A man nicknamed (affectionately my ass) Datuk K. Datuk Khalid Muhammad Jiwa is a Malaysian businessman who divorced his first wife in 2004 because she did not fulfill certain conditions imposed by her husband during their marriage. If that doesn't sound like a sleazoid, I don't know what is. Siti is being coy about her impending nuptials to Datuk S (for sleazoid) and I don't really know why. Actually, I don't really care about the coyness, the question one should be asking is WHY HIM??
My theoretical answer to that question is Siti, despite her superstardom, remains very much the hick kampung girl who has dreams of marrying a businessman who looks like Rhoma Irama on a bad day. I mean this is a woman who referred to her "dimples" as "nipples" when a reporter asked her what she liked most about herself. Come on Siti, give the Malaysians classier, juicier gossip than Datuk K. At the very least, you could have "stolen" Yusry from Erra. Now that would be a catfight to look out for.
Ewww!
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