Poor ol' Taylor Hicks. The media intrusion in your life starts now.
What did I find when I opened my gmail today? Jazzy sent me an article from The Post Chronicle about how Taylor likes the cheeba :) Apparently he got busted in 1998 for possession and DUI but the case got dismissed for want of prosecution in 2000. Lucky for us, for Taylor turned out to be the American Idol for 2006 and just cheered the hell outta everyone, whether you voted for him or not (don't lie).
And then there's the Taylor tales coming out of the woodwork from his "pal" Emily. Nice way to get your name in the news lady. I think that the fact that Taylor played a gig at The Playboy Mansion will elevate his status..at least with the men (and me). And so what he likes to fly? It's better to smoke and fly than to drink and drive anyways. And yes yes I know, he was also driving under the influence, but have you been in car whose driver was flying? My God its like old people make love. Reeeaally sloooow. Hehehe.
I am still a Soul Patroller. In fact, I wanna join Taylor on the beach so me and him can smoke up some cheeba and sing us some soul tunes. And while we're at it, you guys can come and join us on the blanket cos Taylor's got the numbers of some hot babes from the Mansion. What fun!
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